I like chickens and everybody here knows that chickens eat corn. I remind them every day. I also believe that any song ever written is improved by substituting key lines with the phrase chickens eat corn. Try it yourself under your breath and you’ll see. In 2013, I was blessed with a Chicken Calendar—two amazing chickens each month—in full color! It was fabulous but alas, 2013 is over and my calendar has been retired. If anybody knows where I can pick up a new one, let me know. Ducks are an acceptable substitute.
Almost forty years ago I was in Central America and picked up a copy of the Central American version of Time magazine. There was a blurb in the back titled “If winter comes, can spring training be far behind?” I’ve always remembered this because it is true. Spring training is just around the corner and that means that warm weather is too. I say bring it on. I’m tired of this crappy winter weather. –Max
Working for a pool and hot tub store has its benefits. As I run our hot tub program, I’ve seen lots and lots of hot tubs over the years. I’ve seen every change and innovation that has come along. Some things work while some things haven’t been quite as successful.
I’ve also owned quite a few. My first was a small three-person tub that had five total jets. I thought it was the best thing since sliced bread! Then somewhere along the way I upgraded. It had lots of jets, but not nearly as much water movement as I thought. (Editorial comment: that is a common theme in today’s market—jet numbers sell, but how much water is really going through the hot tub?). My third was a little bigger and boasted jets for the calves and hammies. It definitely moved the most water of the three and I really liked it. Recently, I got number four. It is one of our current models and in a word, it is amazing. Old #1 moved about 60 gallons of water per minute, while this one moves approximately 400 gallons per minute. Better plumbing, better pressure control…better EVERYTHING.
The point of this message? We have lots of customers that love their old hot tub—all 4-6 jets and all 60 gallons of flow per minute. Well, that’s fine, but as you are truly a hot tub enthusiast, why not get current. The difference is like a computer from 15 years ago vs. now. There is no comparison. So get your suit, come in, and try out the newest technology. –Max
The search for Dos’ Last name is over.
The mystery is solved. It is Toyevsky.
I like pizza. If you’ve seen me recently, you can easily determine that I like just about anything to eat. But I really like pizza—even not-so-great pizza. To me, a little grease on top is a free extra meant to give garlic bread or breadsticks meaning.
But will someone please tell me why some pizza companies insist on cutting their pies into little squares, kind of like crossword puzzle boxes. It’s okay if you’re getting an edge piece, but once there is no crust to grab on to, now it becomes a ‘dig your fingers into the piece and pry it off the box’ moment.
Pizza is meant to be cut into triangles. It’s why they call it ‘pie’ in New York. You grab it, fold it over, and jam it home. And sorry, but that ultra thin Chicago or St. Louis stuff isn’t real pizza so don’t bring it up!
I think we need to start a grassroots movement to get pizza cut uniformly the same everywhere (or at least where I order). And the ‘same’ means no more crossword block pieces! Someone take the lead in this effort. I can’t. I’m busy eating. –Max
Just a quick note—if you’d like to stock up on toys for the pool, we have reduced pricing on just about the entire department with some items being reduced as much as 80% off the original price. And these aren’t “phantom” reductions—they’re legit. And if you’re thinking ahead to Christmas (is it really just around the corner?), there are some great stocking stuffers and under-the-tree items. Stop in and pick out some FUN!– Max
For those that don’t know, the Ohio sales tax rate will increase on
September 1st. With each county having additional sales taxes, rates vary by county. By law, for product we deliver, we must charge the sales tax rate for the county in which it is being delivered so your actual rate may vary. But effective September 1, the rate across the board in Ohio will go up ¼ %. Not a lot, but for every $1000 of purchase price, this will add $17.50.
If you have been considering a hot tub, casual furniture, grill, or other taxable product, if you purchase and pay in full before September 1, you will save $17.50 per $1000 spent.
I recommend buying and paying in full before September 1. The savings on a $6000 hot tub would be $105 and that buys a lot of groceries, a nice night out, or a couple tickets to see the Reds go whoop up on the Pirates or Cardinals. –Max
The following was this week’s E Perx email introduction. We’ve had several people call and say how much they enjoyed it so we’re posting it here on the blog so more people can enjoy it. And if you’re not an E Perx member, join up! You’ll get emails with special offers and some neat information too. –Max
Every week, we try to come up with something of interest as it pertains to the week’s EPerx Specials specials. It turns out, there isn’t a whole lot going on this week. No holidays, no solstice, and no big national events. Zilch! We thought about the Baseball All-Star Game, but that happened last week. So instead, let’s look back in history to some things that did happen on this week’s dates:
July 18, AD 64. Rome burns. Nero really didn’t fiddle.
July 19, 1799. A group of Napoleon Bonaparte’s soldiers discover the Rosetta Stone. They immediately sold it to a language-learning company.
July 20, 1916. The Giants trade Christy Mattewson to the Cincinnati Reds. He won 372 games with the Giants and 1 with the Reds. Nice trade!
July 21, 1969. Neil Armstrong’s “Small Step” happens at 2:56:15 AM (GMT). The transmission was actually garbled and he actually said, “That’s one small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind.” Seriously—no kidding.
July 22, 1893. Katherine Bates writes America the Beautiful. This is not the same Kathy Bates that tormented James Caan.
July 23, 1866. The Cincinnati Baseball Club forms.
July 24, 1965. Bob Dylan releases Like a Rolling Stone. It is believed, but unconfirmed, that he was also a member of the original Cincinnati Baseball Club.
Maybe, but the quality of the chemicals you put in your pool may be the difference between a yucky green, algae infested pool and one that looks like crystal clear drinking water. I’ve preached this in the store for nearly twenty years. All chemicals are not created equal! Seldom do box stores or groceries have the same chlorine strength as what we have. If chlorine tablets they sell are 10% less but you need to use 50% more, is it a value or a disaster waiting to happen? And if their algaecide comes in a gallon jug…just move over to the detergent aisle and pick up some liquid dish soap. It’s just about the same chemical composition and the foam in the pool will remove any doubt.
Sorry, but when I start carrying steaks, burgers, lumber, or bathroom faucets, I’ll agree that it’s okay to get chemicals at a lumber yard or supermarket. –Max
…..You’ll know someone got something good. Real good! Probably new casual furniture from Eastgate Pools & Spas. Or maybe a new Swiss Grill or a super-duper hot tub.
Ask your neighbor. They’ll tell you. Then come in and see us for your own.
Congratulations to all of our 33rd Annual Anniversary Sale prize winners!
And thanks to everyone for coming out to help us celebrate.
It is the time of year where we will get quite a few calls from people that think they need a new liner. They just took the cover off and the pool is half empty and they think it is the liner leaking. Could be but…
…I’d like a dollar for every customer that I saved a lot of money. Here’s a more likely scenario: You did your job and kept the cover pumped off during the winter months. But unbeknownst to you, not only were you pumping the cover off, you were also pulling water through the cover via small pinholes in the cover. So, for every 10 gallons of water you pulled off the top of the cover, you drained 1-3 from under the cover.
Before you buy a new liner, try this: Fill the pool and notice exactly where the waterline is on the skimmer plate. Check it for a few days. If it stays the same there are no leaks and no need for a new liner.
Now about that winter cover…?
I know that many Kentucky basketball fans are disappointed with their beloved Wildcats’ omission from the Big Dance. The same applies to Tennessee, Alabama, and Virginia followers. But those ‘slights’ pale in comparison to the greatest injustice of the entire draw. No Ohio University. Well, actually that was expected. You can’t lose to Akron three blasted times and make the field of sixty-eight. What really stinks is only getting a #6 seed in the NIT! AND having to travel to Denver for the first round. Apparently the NIT selection committee didn’t see my boys play nor did they see the 10K PLUS they regularly drew for home games.
Oh well. Wait till next year!
Our Early Start Sale is now underway.
If you have been considering an inground pool, this is an incredibly strong offer with up to $10,000 off on already well-priced package specials. Plus a FREE cuddle cove that’s worth another $1700-$2000.
Yes, there is snow on the ground now but it won’t be long before the grass greens up and temperatures start to rise.
These specials are ‘incentives’ for early buyers to take the plunge right now. Then when summer is in full swing, they can take a real plunge in their own swimming pool.
And if you want a hot tub, I’ve got more than 40 on display, including some new mark-downs that will amaze you. Stop in today while selection is its best.