I’m Really Disappointed

Our anniversary sale is now over and all in all it was a success.  The one thing that let the entire company down was the sub par performance of one Max West.  Many of you know Max from our TV commercials and Max fancies himself some type of celebrity.  He was tasked with one job on Sunday and that was eating hot dogs, brats, and metts.  Customers were able to put their guesses in to see if they could win a $100 gift card.  We came up with a winner in the end but Max only ate 5 total.  We all expected so much more out of Max on the last day of the sale but he didn’t show up with his A game.  It has made me lose most of the respect I had for him as a major league eater and I have a void in my heart that may never be filled again.

Thomas